Stoner Bashin Time 

originally used in "Dude, Where's My Car?"

During a period of time when you see one or more totally stoned wastes of life (see also faggot) and you just cannot resist the urge to beat the hell out of them, usually with a ball bat or other heavy object.

"Hey, man, look at Brian over there. He's so stoned that he can't even tie his shoes, let alone finish 10th grade and be of any use to society. Looks like it is definately Stoner Bashin Time."

Stoner Bashin Time by Former Leader of the Soviet Union March 13, 2004

stoner luck 

When you have a stoner with you ans as unlucky as these fools are themselves, they bring you luck

I was trying to park at the supermarket the other day, and I got a park out the front coz I had Smokey in the car, was the best stoner luck ever!

stoner luck by BundyBear June 19, 2009

Stoner-pwn 

related to pwn, a stoner-pwn occurs when a stoner accomplishes a task in a more intellectual manner than a non-stoner.

Teacher: what is the capital of Thailand?
Non-stoner: Ummm...
Stoner: Bangkok! *nut checks the non-stoner*
Stoner: You just got Stoner-pwned!

Stoner-pwn by Sin-Nick June 10, 2010

stoner vs. pothead 

any argument that reveals a dyfunctional grasp of logical falacy by both participants and which seem to be little more that the splitting of hairs by any and all outside observers.

Greg: Chronic is the true green.

Jerry: its too red to be true green, man.

Greg: Quite right, you mere stoner.

Jerry: Whatever, you total pothead. How can it be "true" green if its so red?

Sally: this converstion is just too stoner vs. pothead for me.

stoner vs. pothead by reefer modness May 5, 2009

Stoner United 

its a religon a way of life that 2 kids thought up in the the great summer of '02. down at the swimming hole and under the tressel. still going on to this day.the term S.U rep'n was dirived from this and any one caught using our term will be pimp slapped and drowned in there whore mothers cunt aide (see cunt aide)

stoner united is a way of life.

Stoner United by Cole Train April 15, 2006

stoner crew 

A group of lads originating from Rossendale (near Manchester), sharing the same beliefs, values, morals, taste in music etc; a sub culture, who came together smoking cannabis.
They often go to parties together, and are generally looked up to, as they have superior taste in music, and they look dam cool.

Matt ward

stoner crew by ? April 7, 2004

stoner booty 

1) Ass so dope you get the munchies just from looking at it!
2) When a booty has the reminiscent feel of a Doritos bag

1) J-Dog: Damn nigga, have you seen Lafonda's ass?!
Taquan: She got a stoner booty boi.

2) Ever since Brittany's botox surgery went wrong, she's had a stoner booty.

stoner booty by AbsoluteZero059 March 6, 2016