Stoke city

A city full of inbred bastards, who all have 6 fingers. The city is also home to a small football team who’s fans who walk around in there XXXXXXL shirts eating kebabs and claiming that jack Butland is a good goal keeper despite him being shite

“I’m going to the stoke city game” all 4 of their fans

by Jonny big balls February 5, 2019

the straw that stoked the camel's sack

The last in a series of positive events that cumlminate in an overall good outcome.

So Jane made me sit next to her hot friend lisa then sat on the other side of me so I was in the middle, it was the straw that stroked the camel's sack!

by Ferret July 3, 2005

stokey

- Can be a pin or a long thin object to clean out pipes, bongs, buckets etc...

"Yo pass me the stokey my bongs blocked"

bong cone stokey

by dozza101 December 24, 2009

stoked

In surfing or other "extreme sports", when a person is extremely excited or "pumped up" about something, usually a great wave or a great session.

I was stoked. It was head-high, clean, and barreling. I had one of the best sessions of my life.

by Christian Martin June 25, 2005

Smokeshow

to dominate, crush or otherwise humiliate an opposition

That game between the eagles and the tigers was a smokeshow

by xfz April 23, 2010

Smokestack

The act of sitting on the toilet and masturbating violently with one hand while smoking a joint with the other hand and taking a big, greasy dump.

Chris was so tense from his bad day at work he needed to go do a smokestack in the bathroom before he could calm down and hang out with his friends.

by Game Night December 15, 2008

stoked

1) to get really excited
2) what you do to a fire when you want the flame to get bigger
3) my most used word

1) I am so stoked for the Damian Marley concert in August
2) the fire is dying down, will you stoke it please?

by LittleLbz May 4, 2006