Steak Fried Rice is good.
by mr man the science man April 15, 2023
The phallic, meaty, sexy surplus piece of meat which hangs from just below his torso and used to administer baby batter to a host. Also scientifically known as a penis, dick, todger, willy, pecker. The term steak sabre tends to be reserved for penises with generously wide shafts, hefty circumferences, and stunning lengths. A weapon truly designed and built from the ground up, for sex.
"Cripes John, did you clock the todger on Darnell yesterday in the locker room?"
"Todger?! It was a weapon of mass production mate, that's a genuine, certified steak sabre!"
"Todger?! It was a weapon of mass production mate, that's a genuine, certified steak sabre!"
by Spunkmeister Joe October 06, 2013
by ThatsIt646 January 06, 2025
A large, rare, 12oz New York Strip Steak has a small hole cut in the middle of it. The steak is then slid down a man's erect penis. A woman must put the penis in her mouth and eat the entire steak without taking the penis out of her mouth.
by The Anonymous Homer May 16, 2019
by Sex Demon aka The Porn God September 02, 2020
When a girl takes off her fishnet stockings and it leaves marks across her pussy that look like the grill marks from a steak from Ponderosa. Even more appropriate when she has beef curtains.
She wasn't wearing underwear beneath her fishnets, so when I pulled them off her big brown pussy had markings from the stockings on it and it looked like a Ponderosa Steak.
by djp1337 November 29, 2023
by djp1337 November 28, 2023