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Squid

Started by the late Zac Thompson (oct. 7th 1992-sept. 27th 2014) a squid is an untrustworthy person and soon caught on around baltimore streets to describe someone slippery or deceitful. Zac unfortunately made a slang so catchy friends and family bestowed him with the nickname squid. This of course upset him because he called others squid and now he himself, was squid. Zac committed suicide on September 27th 2014 at his house for unknown reasons leaving no notes, or telling anyone he needed help. To remain anonymous but to inform you all reading this, he had a few close friends, I was lucky enough to be one. I'm no stranger. Zachary A. Thompson is succeeded by his son, Cayden Thompson. RIP squid.
You took off the dude? Damn your a squid.

Yo what up squid!?!?
by Edgemere October 11, 2014
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On May 8th you could wear a squid hat to maybe get some laughs or maybe get some strange looks but it's all just for fun.
Dude 1: *Wearing a squid hat*
Dude 2: Why are you wearing a squid hat?
Dude 1: Because of its National Wear A Squid Hat Day
Dude 2: Oh cool *puts a squid hat on* now we are both wearing squid hats
by ExoticHats May 8, 2020
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Squid game

A very bad english dub of a good korean TV show.
"Hey bro this looks like squid game!"
"It do look like squid game"
by CCP Chairman December 1, 2021
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Squid Game

Person 1: Have you ever watched squid game? It's so good!

Person 2: No
by Heya, O' buddy, O' pall November 20, 2021
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The Green Squid

The squid is a military punishment for extra naughty soldiers. The soldier being punished is required to locate a puddle at least 5ft x 5ft x 6in in size, and must move the puddle 20 feet away using only their butthole. The soldier must repeatedly inhale the water through their turd cutter, and carry it inside them before blowing it back onto the ground in the new location. The exercise is complete when the entire puddle has been relocated.
PFC Lesiecki completed the green squid in record time. His butthole must be an absolute vacuum! That big juicy bubblicious booty must do a great job of slurping up the water!
by JohnDoeTheMan July 24, 2025
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Squid Reaction

When you're so excited you start to cum aggressively.
I just saw a pretty girl, I squid reacted so hard haha.
or
I just saw Daniel get a Squid Reaction when he saw that girl.
by CanITouchYourPenis March 3, 2021
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Squid

Exactly like an octupus but republican
Person 1: awww what a cute octupus
Person 2: dude thats not an octupus Thats a squid! Its wearing a maga hat!
Person 1: oh my bad
by Excalibur made out of pigeons December 5, 2021
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