sphighten

This is the reflex that naturally occurs in your sphincter muscle when you get unwillingly poked or proded in that area, the more surprised you are the stronger contraction.

When you joking poked me in the ass with that stick it made me have a sphighten.

by J Double Dubs November 28, 2007

sphinx sculptor

Derogatory name for a person of Arab descent.

That Sphinx Sculptor is the son of a Camel Jockey and Dirt Turkey.

by Mo' Benjamin February 1, 2008

Sphagina

The anus when used for penetrative sex.

Damn, Old lady was on the rag yesterday but she gave me some good sphagina.

by original3mta3 October 24, 2008

Sphincter of Doom

Refers to the large void situated in the main room of "Temple", the infamous multiplayer map for Nintendo 64's Goldeneye. Until the release of Perfect Dark, things would only travel out from the sphincter (eg. bullets, remote mines). The long awaited Perfect Dark allowed players to jump into or "enter" the Sphincter, creating a 2-way traffic system which revolutionized the tactical approach when fighting for the Temple.

Eric - "Shit, I saw the fuckers, they're down the Sphincter"

Jim - "Throw a timed mine!"

Eric - "Timed mines are shit! Who the fuck uses them anyway?! I'm going in..."

Jim - "You cant enter the Sphincter of Doom here! You're thinking of Perfect Dark!"

Eric - "Shit, fuck, I knew it, now I've lost them. Why is there a fucking invisible wall anyway? Why would i NOT be able to jump down?"

Jim - "Chill man, meet me at the crossroads We'll get 'em there"

by Nickeatworld March 1, 2009

Sphuice

The act of being a fly juice drinker.

We be sphuicen

by SMURRIES ENTERPRISES December 9, 2008

sphunky

Really, really cool. Awesome. Funky. Cool. Sick.

OMG! That's sooo sphunky!

funky cool awesome amazing

by butt-face May 24, 2009

sphincterous

To behave or act like an asshole; asshole-like.

That was mighty sphincterous of you, dickhead.

by Funk & Wagnal August 18, 2009