Simon Viklund

The god of music.

"Hey bro have you seen Simon Viklund's music?"
"Yeah, They're banger!"

by [F2P] General Spy October 20, 2023

Simon's Milk

Milk that is drank by all of his friend circle but him, even though he wants the milk the most. Oiginates from Simons lover and is then passed around the group, taking a load of cum from each person, except for Simon. The milk then goes back to Simons lover, where she drinks it and prepares for the next batch of milk.

Friend 1: Yo you got some of that Simon's milk
Friend 2: Yeah yeah of course I got a lil just gotta finish my load first
Simon: Where a my a milk??

by themilkermanthemilkmanmilkmilk December 4, 2024

Simon Berry

Best person alive. Best at soccer. Has the best hair. And if someone hurts Simons friends, they will be knocked out.

Simon Berry is pretty cool.
Soccer is Simon Berry’s middle name.

by 74)45286482&!;! June 13, 2020

Simon

a polite otter

I'm going to make an account on urban dictionary just to put Simon's name as polite otter.

by Tippeki October 6, 2023

simon

simon er carls cumslut

hey cumslut, wait oh you mean simon

by smegmaboyyyyyyyyytssotuff April 7, 2025

Simon Cowell

The twat.
I really hate Simon Cowell.

Dude, I fucking hate Simon Cowell.

by SoullessEther May 7, 2025

Simon Cowell

Ugly fucking cunt I hate more than myself

PEOPLE I DONT REALLY LIKE
YOU
MYSELF
SIMON FUCKING COWELL
I REALLY SIMON COWELL
THE TWA-

by CLEOELI December 6, 2021