“hi simone”
simone : “ go eat a salad”
simone : “ go eat a salad”
by ash.cigarette March 5, 2022
Get the simonemug. A man who can continue to press forward in business and real life despite ongoing attacks on himself, his property and his reputation by lesser men.
by Brenenegan June 3, 2018
Get the Simon Hickeymug. To have a total fuck up which is compounded by another total fuck up which could have been avoided.
Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.
Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.
“See that guy’s house burned down? Daft twat didn’t have any insurance! Proper Simon Le Bon’s yacht that one!”
by The Dung Hammer June 13, 2025
Get the Simon Le Bon’s Yachtmug. by Simon’s November 21, 2021
Get the simon-oliviermug. Simon is a genuinely gay person and is never afraid to express it. Every lgbt person should have the confidence that Simon does.
by Babeslayer69420 June 5, 2020
Get the Simonmug. She is the most popular girl in school she has a creative mind and is very beautiful her beauty is beyond the world she’s naturally stunning. She has many good friends. she makes people smile by looking at her she is the warmest most cutest person in all existence. She’s has brown hazel eyes and beautiful dark brown hair. She’s the funniest person ever omg and she don’t take any bullshit from nobody. PERIODD.
Omg it’s Anna-simon wow I can’t believe my eyes she’s absolutely beautiful
Damn who’s that oh that’s ANNA-SIMON SHES THE MOST ATTRACTIVE GIRL IVE EVER SEEN.
Damn who’s that oh that’s ANNA-SIMON SHES THE MOST ATTRACTIVE GIRL IVE EVER SEEN.
by Louis_06 April 12, 2021
Get the Anna-simonmug. A Simon is a person with a huge pp. it’s as long as an anaconda and as thick as a soda can. A Simon will also fuck your girlfriend. Tip: if you have a girlfriend and a friend named Simon, keep them apart cuz he will slay her pussy.
by DoobleShit July 31, 2021
Get the Simonmug.