Spitting and shitting

When you spit on his weenie while wearing a bikini. Then you shit in his mouth and he swallows because he is not a bitch.

Spitting and shitting is fun
Chum is fum too

by Tam tam buttlicker October 24, 2019

Going Shitting

Grabbing your car, three buddies, and proceeding to drive around downtown with all the windows down screeming verbal abuse at people, started with things as simple as "shit", gravitating to things like "how much", to girls of corners; then finally proceeding to gauge their reactions

I am so bored, dude, we're going shitting, I wanna verbally own some a-holes

by Cloughszbest September 21, 2008

shitting a brick

like freaking out on a nigg

"Julian clean your room,
What the fuck mom chill!!
Ahhhh!!! your grounded!!
damn bitch stop shitting a brick, fuck okay already!"

by julian_boredom January 9, 2008

Shitlips, the

Person who has a fetish for "Shit Love."

Yo, that fools' got the shitlips.

by Kremer June 6, 2004

shitlid

Someone who shits upon another's toilet lid (intoxication optional) and then realizes it only to leave it there to get crusty and dry for someone else to clean the next morning.

"Damnit Rustin you are such a fucking shitlid for doing that in my bathroom!"

by MadShitter January 5, 2008

shitting down

the act of sitting down to take a jobby

i'm shitting down, i'll be out in a minute

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Shitting The Bed

That wonderful feeling when you wake up on a cold morning and think your hot water bottle has stayed warm all night.
Then "SHIT THE BED" in thought, word and DEED!

That wonderful feeling when you wake up on a cold morning and think your hot water bottle has stayed warm all night.
Then "SHIT THE BED" in thought, word and DEED!Thats shitting the bed! Worse if your partner finds it first

by Ben Dover-Itstime April 26, 2006