Samuel bidois

an hori indigenous maori that lives down the done

Samuel bidois is a known sexual predator from the area. He enjoys sniffing bike seats and picking hutches off the ground. Samuel also has kurus.

by Czzz up killa July 2, 2023

Samuel Gregory Jones

A Man who holds alot of wisdom and trust. He is also very bad at overwatch.

Person 1: Who is that person who is throwing this game.
Person 2: Oh, that is Samuel Gregory Jones.
Person 1: Fuck that guy.

by JakDotExe July 7, 2023

papa samuel

Daddy uwu

Hi papa samuel

by Mama booth licker July 7, 2023

Samuel

Abbreviated to Sam, Samuel is an absoulte unit of a man, what many would call a 'hunk'. He plays no games unless its roblox because he means business. Probably does unusual activies that he pleads is completely normal, eg.. Reading for 12 hours straight. A true Samuel is a rare find.

'Argh my car broke down'
'Don't wory, I'll get Samuel to lift it'

by Gyatdamn July 10, 2023

Samuel

Samuel is a sweet, caring, handsome, glorious monarch. he tends to be a nerd at sometimes but other than that he's so cool and I love samuel!

Ronan: Samuel is so hot and love him please text me
Me: ayo!

by Utipaps July 11, 2023

samuel

a small geezer with glasses that thinks he is stronger than everyone while failing to push someone with a broken ankle

person 1:samuel is retarded
person 2:Yes i know

by okbigdbish August 7, 2023

Samuel W

He is in love with everyone and best friends with people named Keith

A Sam W usually only has a couple close friends and trust me a tiny dick aswell but a swell guy

Samuel W is cool but don’t ask about his friend sophia

by kaithedemon August 20, 2023