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Sad Cream

This act happens when you ejaculate to very low quality porn involving morbidly obese women.
The night after Jason lost his job he experienced a sad cream.
by _Einherjar March 11, 2021
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Sad-ist

Dream SMP animator.
Known for making the Warriors animatic, The Fall, Dawn of the 16th, and Techno vs Dream.
By the members of the DSMP recognizing Sad-ist they quickly gained fame and are currently continuing on improving their animating skills and making animatics of the DSMP arcs and storylie.
friend: Who made this animation?
Me: Sad-ist did!
by TheGothJester January 14, 2021
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sad cells

ghetto Winnipeg term for solatary confinement
"Free Josh out them sad cells" -grace via kalan
by wilsoncooperakarickytrevor January 4, 2018
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Sad Sucking

The act of sucking body parts of yourself - commonly shoulders, arms, legs and penile/vag areas, to give yourself a hickey. People may do so to fake being in a relationship or, more sadly, to give themselves a sense of love.
Adam: How did you get that hickey there on your cock? You don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Alec: Nah man, I DIYed it.

Adam: You're a Sad Sucker? Man, that's brings me back ...
Alec: We should sad suck together sometime.
Adam: Totally! Yours next Friday. 4 o'clock?

Alec: Sad Sucking bros!
by SeeMeLater September 25, 2022
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Sad-Smash

The act of exploiting countless the sadness of men or women as a reason to fornicate.
It was almost a ritual-

How Dylan would Netflix and chill with depressing documentaries, and proceed sad-smash any and every dirty hippie chick he could get his hands on.

He would often times (but not always) follow up with asking for a boof assist.
by TripSixxx666 October 4, 2018
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sad cheekbone

When your life partner is upset because you slapped your mad dong across their supple cheeks, causing a serious fracture in the cheek bone (malar bone).
“Sorry it’s just myself tonight, Becky couldn’t make it, classic case of sad cheekbone”.

“Oh that’s a shame, how’s she doing?”

“She’s dead.”
by Hugo Ross November 25, 2017
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Sad Thighs

Sad thighs noun, coined by linguist Katherine Demény: thighs that are sad and depressed due to lack of asmr in the german language
Katie told she would get sad thighs if she didn’t receive German asmr
by KatieIsFlat February 7, 2023
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