Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle

One who walks around without underwear on and get's an angry red waffle like pattern on their vagina, has a urine and shit fetish, and is either a lesbian or an extremely horny man. (Cunt Munching)

"Dude, where is that bitch Sara?"

"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"

"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."

by Aerospring98051 July 08, 2009

Derivation: the "404: Not Found" error encountered when surfing the web.

You've reached the end of the Internet. You may now shut down your computer and go outside.

There's nothing more to see here.

by shill July 14, 2005

Barnyard Surf n Turf

The act of having sex with a horse promptly after giving a golden shower.

After the meteor shower, Kate wanted to try Barnyard Surf n Turf.

by Sloppy Joe Herrero August 10, 2016

Slime surfed

Slime surfed is what you get if you put your food in a communal fridge (normally the workplace fridge) for any period of time.

"im just going put my food in the fridge", "I wouldnt as it will get slime surfed in there"

by Phulla July 18, 2012

plate surfing

The act of trying food on others plates at the table during a meal.

Judy never makes a big plate for herself but goes plate surfing off of my plate and yours.

by カヨ December 31, 2018

ceiling surfing

Riding a large dick

"IM BOUTA BE CEILING SURFING ON THAT DICK BITCH"

by Ceiling surfing June 25, 2017

Music surfing

When a person is listening to music on apps or websites for later download.

" I was just music surfing on YouTube an hour ago cause I wanted to find some new songs to download later on.

by SweatySpaghetti April 15, 2020