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Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle

One who walks around without underwear on and get's an angry red waffle like pattern on their vagina, has a urine and shit fetish, and is either a lesbian or an extremely horny man. (Cunt Munching)
"Dude, where is that bitch Sara?"

"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"

"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."
by Aerospring98051 July 7, 2009
mugGet the Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwafflemug.
You've reached the end of the Internet. You may now shut down your computer and go outside.
There's nothing more to see here.
by shill August 2, 2005
mugGet the Derivation: the "404: Not Found" error encountered when surfing the web.mug.

Toaster surfing

(Verb)
The act of taking a warm, albeit brief, bath with a plugged-in electrical appliance, such as a toaster.
"Brian can't come out with us tonight. He was pretty torn up about his hamster so he went toaster surfing instead."
by Significant Sandwich May 15, 2018
mugGet the Toaster surfingmug.

Badge Surfing

Badge Surfing is the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with multiple different women in a short period of time.

This word combines badge(slang for vagina) and channel surfing.
Alex has been doing a lot of badge surfing since he broke up with his ex.
by the_masked_vocabularanty November 16, 2022
mugGet the Badge Surfingmug.

Surf N Turf

The woman is the mermaid (surf) and the male is the (bull) ...the sex position where the mermaid squirts all over the bulls penis
Last night we enjoyed the surf n turf 😉
by PictouBay August 31, 2018
mugGet the Surf N Turfmug.

Surfing class hero

A Surfing class hero is a hero to the 'surfing' class. A new 'web surfing' class which has replaced the working class.
by S Talbot August 16, 2010
mugGet the Surfing class heromug.

Surf Machine

(n.) A computer dedicated to surfing the web or playing browser games such as Farmville.

A computer can start out as a Surf Machine (ex. your mother buys a crapware desktop from Walmart for 300 bucks) or can become one (ex. your desktop's hardware starts failing).

Typically cannot play any sort of real games or run any programs such as movie editors.
My dad wanted a new computer, so I just got him a Surf machine. All he does is watch porn and play farmville anyways.
by Zilon July 13, 2012
mugGet the Surf Machinemug.

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