Weho steamer

wrapping your lover's chest and nether regions in saran wrap, then taking a dump and watching the steam trails run under neath the saranwrap.

After dinner and a movie, Jeff gave Beau a Weho steamer that left them both spent in delight.

by ed ainsworth January 11, 2005

Vanilla Steamer

The art of taking a shit on your partners chest the ejaculating on it the rubbing it around so that the shit and jizz fuses so it has a whitish hint.

Boy: How do you want it?

Girl: I want a Vanilla Steamer baby!

by Apollo Henderson March 18, 2008

Stanley Steamer

Poop on the rug, crap in the lap.

She was tired of the usual Cleveland Steamers so she had me give her a Stanley Steamer.

by Hot C@rl November 9, 2006

Mersey steamer

Northern English term originating in Liverpool. A very large and noxious shit.

Scouser 1 (just vacating a toilet): "Keep out of there mate."
Scouser 2: "Why, mate?"
Scouser 3 (wafting his hand): "I've just berthed a Mersey steamer!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 15, 2007

gilligan steamer

Where the guy eats the food, then poops it back out, then the girl eats it.

We're stranded on a island, so steve took a gilligan steamer to conserve food for marsha.

by Steve and Marsha February 12, 2008

stanly steamer

when a male and female have sex in a steam room, and both have overly grown body hair, and it becomes steamy.

we had a stanly steamer in the steam room.

by blaine hughesss January 28, 2009

Pearly Steamer

When two homosexual men have buttsex, after the pitcher has finished jizzing in his partners a-hole he lies on the floor and his partner speads his gaped anus and takes a steamy cumfilled turd on the pitchers stomach.

As Tyler entered the room he noticed kyle leaving a pearly steamer on greg's torso, all while greg moaned "oh how relaxing!"

by BuddyJezuz October 30, 2008