The term given to a release of faeces that take on a particularly liquid-like texture, as well as the colour of melted cadbury's dairy milk caramel.
Unfortunately, the taste isn't quite the same
Unfortunately, the taste isn't quite the same
Guy 1: what's wrong with Alfonso? Has he got the shits?
Guy 2: much worse. He has the choccy squirts.
Guy 2: much worse. He has the choccy squirts.
by DefinitionDoctor January 26, 2014
Get the Choccy Squirtsmug. Noun.
The generous gratuity left for housekeeping at a hotel when you feel bad about leaving behind a puddle of female ejaculate on the bed for someone else to deal with
The generous gratuity left for housekeeping at a hotel when you feel bad about leaving behind a puddle of female ejaculate on the bed for someone else to deal with
1 - Honey, do you have cash for a squirt tip?
2 - I'll gladly pay the squirt tip if it means I don't have to wash the sheets again.
2 - I'll gladly pay the squirt tip if it means I don't have to wash the sheets again.
by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024
Get the Squirt Tipmug. When someone is exhausted, or even mildly tired. Someone who is not able to uphold a two way fully understandable conversation with another until a full 8 hours of sleep. Could also be used as just ‘squirted’
by Bug thug thug bug 😈 August 5, 2022
Get the Squirted outmug. When your shit is brown water.
by MakeMice1976 January 2, 2018
Get the squirt turdmug. An incident that occured when a pervert by the name of Uzair asked a 15 year old girl if she squirts. This incident happened when the hornball Uzair, got horny after he made some rumors about his girl, so he asked an innocent girl playing fortnite with her friends if she squirts, rumor has it he has no remorse.
by AOA Association March 5, 2025
Get the Squirt Incidentmug. When a girl pees on a guy during sex.
Guy’s have believed that girls can squirt for years mainly because they are easily manipulated and afraid that they have been peed on.
Synonyms: pee
Guy’s have believed that girls can squirt for years mainly because they are easily manipulated and afraid that they have been peed on.
Synonyms: pee
“He told me he only dates girls that squirt so I peed on him.”
“Please excuse me, I have to go squirt.”
“Squirt or be squirted.” - Mark Prentice July 2019
“Please excuse me, I have to go squirt.”
“Squirt or be squirted.” - Mark Prentice July 2019
by Squirtorbesquirted July 10, 2019
Get the Squirtmug. No Squirt December is when when a female must go the whole month without masterbating or having sexual intercourse or any sexual conflict of that nature for the whole month on decomber
by Wrld333 November 5, 2020
Get the No Squirt Decembermug.