spank the cell

A term commonly used by suburban teens on away messages in order to inform their peers to call them on their cellular devices

auto response from suburbanteen:
I'm out!!!
spank the cell

by mmmhmmm July 13, 2004

sir-spank-a-cat

noun: a slang word, often used for people who spank their cats, originated in britain, spanking cats was considered a low level of inferiorism to cats asses.

1. Oy, look at sir-spank-a-cat over here, ehehhe!

by Victor the man May 3, 2005

monkey spanking a wheel

The definition founded in boston mass, in 2008 when one spanks or slaps if you will his penis against a vagina upon penetration of a female.

" I wasnt fully stiff so i spanked the wheel with the monkey"

"Monkey spanking a wheel is always kinky"

by Adam Rem April 7, 2008

spank you very much

This describes a comical greeting between those who have a spanking fetish.

Ben Dover pulled out the paddle and said "spank you very much " to Wonda Wonderpig!

by I, Wreckerrr February 15, 2017

Spank Me Harder Daddy

Daddy ( ur sexual lover) will spank you because you have been a naughty girl recently.

Grill: Oh daddy I'm so sorry that I couldn't keep it going longer.
Daddy:You deserve a spanking young girl.
(Slap, Slap)
Grill: Oh yes, spank me harder daddy.

by IceWallowCome6969696969 January 31, 2019

good night spank off

using sexual gratifaction (masturbating) as a way to relieve stress or anxiousness so as to go to sleep.

Man, I was freaking out about that test last night, but then I had a good night spank off and got right to sleep.

by MyManEd January 15, 2009

Actual Tank and Spank

1. To take a less than attractive girl home with you to engage in sex that the male dominates and to force her to leave early in the morning. 2. The last resort booty call.

That bitch is going to get the actual tank and spank tonight and i'm going to be tanking and spanking all night.

by Oasndeq April 3, 2010