scooped bagel

When an old white person takes all the bread of a bagel, and fills it with cream cheese.

I've got a hankering for a scooped bagel

by Mochithecat July 12, 2017

Scooby Doo

The birth place of all teenage stoners and neck beards who call Shaggy their father.

Remember Scooby Doo? That shit was my childhood man!!!!

by THE OLD SCHOOLER September 22, 2017

scooby doo

that dog that sounds like a retard when it speaks

You sound like a scooby doo

by redrobin591 September 4, 2018

scoob

a marijuana cigarette bat

do you want to blow a scoob?

by jang March 9, 2005

scooby gang

1.A group of, adolescent females lacking basic primal instincts.

2. A group of atheist females, who consider men to be the downfall of the planet.

3. A group of single mothers, who believe that complaining about a man's name being in an exam.

A lack of courage - have to do it in big groups of girlfriends

A lack of mind - have to work in big groups to settle small problems

A lack of vowels - TXT speech, E.G Soz BBz Cnt Mk It 2mz bbsitn ma lil sis

Woman - come on bebbykekkz, we need to get to the shops to buy the latest pink tat.

Male - Go and join the scooby gang, you stupid woman.

*male slaps in face with mace*

by finbo November 25, 2005

Scooby

1) When you do not know the answer to something.

2) A plastic lace to make key rings.

3) A cartoon dog that can talk.

1) ''Has Marlon realised Amy and Mogilf are lesbians for each other yet?''
''Haven't a scooby.''

2) ''Look at the cool scooby key ring I made last night.''
''Lame.''

3) ''I want to watch Scooby Doo on the television as he is a talking dog and solves mysterious.''
''So do I. I love Scooby Doo.''

by Sperm Merchant September 20, 2008

Scooby Snack

A scooby snack is when you fuck a dog in the ass then have your girlfriend give you a blowjob.

Tonight i was really drunk looking at my dog and decided my wife deserves a scooby snack.

by Bindage February 17, 2010