Samuel

A little short bum who can’t close his mouth, and knows the most random shit no one cares about.

Dude stop being a samuel

by AlienCabbage May 30, 2025

Samuel S Yellin

A school full of the most brain dead idoits ever, when you attend u wish you stayed in the other schools. Not as bad as Lidenwold but very close. The teachers get pregnat every chance they get and miss half the school year and whats called a "pep rally" is really some dumbass kids just sitting there with thier hands under their ass. The "win the day saying "is bullshit because after going to one bad school you either go to Sterling or Lindenwold which isnt any better really. The basketball team was good for one year, the baseball team is for some dumbass reason good every year, and the soccer teams are playing against teams from school who dont know what 1+1 is(Magnolia). Every year 90% of the students still think that the word "oof" is funny

"OH, you went to Samuel S Yellin?"

"Yea and?"

"Oh you must be fucking stupid"

by Ajegsndjs February 6, 2023

Jonathan Dave Samuel

Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.He has great hair and is muscularstrong.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.

"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Dave Samuel made me laugh"

"JonathanDave Samuel, i need one of them"

Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel.

Damn},look at that guy so cool and sexy he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel.

by ghfyb1234 February 9, 2022

samuel mark deboer

A smoke show who can attract Wild Wanis from wherever he is

Samuel Mark DeBoer loves his wild wanis

by Wild Wani March 14, 2016

samuel

a white guy who likes teaching history and geography but isnt a good english teacher

Wow, that guy is definitely named Samuel.

by pookielicious May 16, 2023

samuel pollard

Someone that sniffs books that women have sat on

Dont sniff that 'samuel pollard'

by Pollution December 13, 2021

Samuel

The guy with the biggest dick of the world he is a future millionaire and he has 100 girlfriends he also fucks your wife

(And Andreas)

Person 1: is that Samuel

Person 2 : yes the big dick men

by Samu nigga November 22, 2021