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Poon Saloon

A titty joint that is full nudity.
He picked up his coke whore at the local poon saloon.
by Marx And Engels April 4, 2006
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I haven't got a Salomon

Reworking of the common phrase 'I haven't got a Scooby (Doo)'; meaning 'I haven't got a clue'.

In this instance, 'Salomon' refers to Chelsea striker Salomon Kalou; therefore the complete phrase would read:

"I haven't got a Salomon Kalou'.

But as with the 'Scooby' phrase, dropping the surname is the preferred usage.
A: "Do you know here C is?"
B: "No, I haven't got a Salomon"
A: "I'll ask D!"
by ReservoirDan September 23, 2009
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SALMOWNED

A variant of "owned." During a secret santa gift event on a popular message forum, someone was sent a piece of smoked salmon. Needless to say he was quite pissed.
fag - "well, i got my secret santa gift...it was a giant piece of smoked salmon....i hope the fucking cat likes it."

asshole - "HAHAHAHAHH SALMOWNED."
by Hidrolyx68 December 17, 2004
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Salman khan savlon bhoi

He has so many criminal history like hit and run, blackbuck case, keeping guns, beating woman, he has gone jail and kept with asharam for 2 nights, he has successfully destroyed career of many new talents who stand against him, he is one of the worst actor of world with zero talent VFX body and full of nepotism. His career is flop now and his autowala fans are disgusting recently his movie radhe collected 15cr lifetime collection disaster movie.
by Savlon bhoi May 29, 2021
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salmonella rushdie

A serious bacteria-ailment that can land you on the Muslims' "top ten most wanted" hit-list.
The only sure prevention for the salmonella rushdie virus is to be careful what kind of books you author.
by QuacksO January 25, 2019
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saldone

A derogatory term for douche bags, sasage poundas, hand jabbs, baby rapers, and generally miserable fu<ks.
You cock suckin' saldone mutha fucka!
by Apartment 202 April 12, 2007
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salonpaws

When a dog's foot is wet and the sound it makes when running through the African jungle of Atlanta
Your dog has the case of salonpaws
by snackpackapple June 21, 2014
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