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Ryan

A young little boy who is 3 feet tall and likes men but is too afraid to tell people. One day Ryan was playing in his closet when he found a gigantic bra at the back of his closet. He tried it on. He kept it as a secret from his family. Every night at 1 am, Ryan puts the bra on laughs in a really high pitched voice for one minute straight and goes to bed. Ryan is a very ugly try hard. When Ryan gets mad, he texts little girls saying "I'm done".
Your acting like a Ryan!! >:o
by bobette wilfry September 6, 2011
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ryan

Usually a pathetic excuse for a man; one who tricks, manipulates others and is cruel to the 968r468757th power.
hey what is that kid's name? he looks like a tool

ooo his name is ryan
by m6789 October 29, 2010
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Ryan

When an abusive man simps women just to treat them badly by claiming to have nonexistent mental illnesses then gaslight them when they try to warn others.
"Did you hear about Bethany, John pulled a total Ryan on her."
by oldfashionedbreadwarmer April 11, 2020
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Ryan

Most likely on probation.
Ryan has a meeting with his probation officer today at noon.
by Kelz060707 August 21, 2020
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Ryan

An active member in all chats with over 35,000 messages in west open and 4,000 in VI.
by Daddy Slidrrz October 20, 2020
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Ryan

A guy that you dated for a week and then broke up with bc you’re kinda a dumb bitch. He’s like blond and has these really pretty eyes and he’s like smart as fuck and swims
Wow why the fuck did you break up with Ryan

Idk I’m kinda dumb man
by Shhhhit October 19, 2018
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Ryan

a person that looks good is sexy and amazing with girls and has a big cock
by ryan2200 June 10, 2018
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