Ryan

A young little boy who is 3 feet tall and likes men but is too afraid to tell people. One day Ryan was playing in his closet when he found a gigantic bra at the back of his closet. He tried it on. He kept it as a secret from his family. Every night at 1 am, Ryan puts the bra on laughs in a really high pitched voice for one minute straight and goes to bed. Ryan is a very ugly try hard. When Ryan gets mad, he texts little girls saying "I'm done".

Your acting like a Ryan!! >:o

by bobette wilfry September 6, 2011

ryan

Usually a pathetic excuse for a man; one who tricks, manipulates others and is cruel to the 968r468757th power.

hey what is that kid's name? he looks like a tool

ooo his name is ryan

by m6789 October 29, 2010

Ryan

A sewer rat who has no brain

Also refers to

Sewer slug

Oh watch out it’s ryan the sewer slug

by Sheen neutron April 8, 2019

ryan

he is a kid who likes drums hockey and slipknot and is cool bushy boi

ryan is a name that meens litle king and gose back a long time

by bushy boiu October 13, 2018

Ryan

See also: cuk, cunt, mudbunny, shrimping, shum dumpster, p-town ham wallet.

I cannot even stand how much of a Ryan he is being right now...

by LardsUlcerich May 20, 2018

Ryan

An active member in all chats with over 35,000 messages in west open and 4,000 in VI.

Wow that is a Ryan for sure.

by Daddy Slidrrz October 20, 2020

Ryan

A guy that you dated for a week and then broke up with bc you’re kinda a dumb bitch. He’s like blond and has these really pretty eyes and he’s like smart as fuck and swims

Wow why the fuck did you break up with Ryan

Idk I’m kinda dumb man

by Shhhhit October 19, 2018