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A young little boy who is 3 feet tall and likes men but is too afraid to tell people. One day Ryan was playing in his closet when he found a gigantic bra at the back of his closet. He tried it on. He kept it as a secret from his family. Every night at 1 am, Ryan puts the bra on laughs in a really high pitched voice for one minute straight and goes to bed. Ryan is a very ugly try hard. When Ryan gets mad, he texts little girls saying "I'm done".
Your acting like a Ryan!! >:o
by bobette wilfry September 6, 2011
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Usually a pathetic excuse for a man; one who tricks, manipulates others and is cruel to the 968r468757th power.
hey what is that kid's name? he looks like a tool

ooo his name is ryan
by m6789 October 29, 2010
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Ryan is one of those best friends who relate to you, and find all the positives in any situation. He takes his interests seriously and isn't afraid to stand out whatsoever. He's not afraid to be himself in front of any of his friends, or anyone around him, and is always there to help, no matter how negative the situation is. Not even afraid to sing as loud as heckin' heck in public either, while strumming away on his guitar singing every country song in existence.
by MyLilPotato September 30, 2018
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Ryan is a name of irish origin and it means little prince, but thats not all ryan is. He is a cool guy that loves hoodies, he is strong and smart and has lots of good friends. He has a 402849386.7384969" cock and loves to have fun but is still amazing in bed. Ryan is also a gamer he loves to play games like overwatch and destiny but also halo and call of duty. Ryan is a great guy
Bill-Hey. Did you see that ryan?
Fred-yeah. I am jelous of all his great friends.
Bill- we shoild try and hang out with them at ryans pool some time.
Fred- yeah your right. Lets go talk to them.
by Donny fat cock June 16, 2018
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YOU BETTER APROVE THIS OR I WILL FUCK UR MOM
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a weirdo. all ryans are actual weirdos who are weird. they are like a different breed of human with their only knowledge being ‘how to be weird’.
He seems cool! *finds out his name is ryan* Oh, nevermind. He’s weird. 🙄
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Ryan is a guy that’s really not normal and that is really hot but is rude to you. He wants you to be his gf but if you decline his ask he bullies you and threatens to do things you don’t want to do Ryan is not a rare name
Ryan: wanna be my gf

Girl: eww no

Ryan: fuck you
by Mariadoggydog November 10, 2018
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