dua lipas rules

1. Don’t pick up the phone, you know he’s only calling cuz he’s drunk and alone
2. Don’t let him in, you’ll have to kick him out again
3. Don’t be his friend, you know your gonna wake up in his bed in the morning
And if your under him,

You ain’t getting over him

I GOT RULES I COUNT EM

DUA LIPAS RULES

I need a life ik

by PapaJohnsPapa June 1, 2018

Ruger

video game terminology/etiquette. (Verb) To Ruger, is to remove a friend off of one's friends list to add someone else to the list. It can only be called 'rugering' if one's friends list is full and there is no available space to add a new person. Rugering is business, not personal.

Sony PS3 has a friend list maximum capacity of 100 friends. Once one has filled up their friends list and they want to add another person, they will have to ruger a person to make room for a new person.

by DthB4Dishonr January 14, 2011

Rule 87

A generally accepted internet rule that states: As long as there is internet, there will be trolls.

Guy 1: Hey what are you doing?
Guy 2: Browsing these forums... are you kidding me, this guy says "coke is da worst and all the ppl who drink r cunts w/ moutherpes"
Guy 1: Thats actually not that hard to believe, rule 87 man.

by Percei December 29, 2008

rules

The opposite of sucks

Black Sabbath rules!
Bon Jovi sucks shit.

by Assweepay October 31, 2003

Rule 126-x

Any female of no relation (except in Alabama) who walks in on a male masturbating must finish him off.

Female: Oh my God! I'm sorry! Ummm... Uh....

Male: Rule 126-x

Female: It will be done.

by ElPresidente126 January 19, 2010

Rule H

Rule H states "Never eat anything Larger than your Head".

"Better get some help with that 16 inch Pizza.Rule H, yo."

by Waboa February 1, 2009

Rule 9005

Haters gonna hates.

Dude 1: Hey look guys I just done a killing spree of 20
Dude 2: Yeah, I call HAX !
Dude 3: Rule 9005.

by Spytre July 6, 2011