rhode island

The state that came out Massachusetts butt hole and the result was Rhode island. A Boring state, with a bunch of corrupt politicians like Buddy cianci( Typical Italian from Rhode island who gives Italians around the country bad names). The capital is Providence, which is a complete dump, the only attraction are the water fires and one good school. The nightlife is very bad, alot of clubs are ghetto and full of Rhode island garbage, only a few decent ones. The state with the highest percentage of Italian descendents of poor peasants from Sicily and southern parts of Italy. Also referred as the ocean state or crap state. full of stupid ghetto kids and lots of ugly girls. Wishes it was as good as Massachusetts

Rhode island sucks, looks like dog poop, horse poop, cat poop

by damaaaaaaaaan October 26, 2006

Rodeo Whale fuck

When you go to the bar, and get the fattest ugliest bitch ( she HAS to be at least 300 pounds) just wasted as fuck, hit on her all night, make her pooter tingle, and then bring her back to your pad. Right when your about to fuck, she goes doggystyle and you jam your dick into her anus. The moment you are inside, you bend down and stare her directly in the eyes and say " you are the fattest, ugliest bitch I have ever seen and you fucking disgust me, and I have aids " ...

Then you proceed to hold on for dear life inside of her, while she bucks, jumps, and thrashes in a desperate attempt to toss you off. If you can hold on for ten seconds or longer, consider yourself in the top league of whale rodeo.

20 seconds or longer, you are a literal lord.

" I'm gonna head down to the crusty cunt and find myself a water Buffalo to rodeo whale fuck tonight boys "

" 20 fucking seconds boys!! Bow down to your lord and savior mother fuckas !! "

" fuck I got tossed out the window by big Bertha last night trying to go for gold "

" yall down to find some whales to rodeo fuck boys!? "

by Skinnydick69treway March 7, 2021

Rhoderick A

Is the most charming guy you'll come across. Emotional. VERY VERY FUNNY and GOOD LOOKING according to many.

Intelligent, hardworking, very shy at first, dresses nice, loves dogs, very flirty (kick up game very strong), nice, athletic, supportive, laid back.

I would love to date a guy like Rhoderick A

by Rhod.A June 14, 2023

Jodie Rhoden

Jodie is kool kid who loves a big fat cat called Sidney. She loves tall hunky men called ash who play guitar and don’t get me started on jakes... she lovessssss jakes. She spends most of her days in her room crafting master pieces on her chalk board pining for her Prince Charming. She’s loving, fun, sweet and a great laugh. Although she may have resembled Severus Snape at some point, she is still a great gal.

Girl 1: Is that Snape?!
Girl 2: No, that’s Jodie Rhoden ;)

by Rhodognator101 December 4, 2018

The Alabama Rodeo

The Alabama Rodeo is when during sexual intercourse, you have your children watch and make bets on who will finish first. The children can also be used as help (i.e. if a towel is needed, they will fetch it. if the air conditioning needs adjusted, they will adjust it. if the condom breaks, they will always have a new one ready to grab).

My wife and I were certainly pleased with the Alabama Rodeo last night! The kids were so helpful! They even folded our clothes once we tossed them on the ground! BTW Macy (my little girl) won the bet.

by definitiondaryus May 7, 2019

Pickle Rodeo

Very secret, little know BDSM ritual. Not much is known about it, as participants seem to be very secretive, but it seems only kosher dills (referred to as dilldos) are used.

"She was dehydrated and needed a fresh water douche after all the time riding in the Pickle Rodeo"

by Picklefreak February 3, 2007

Tampa Rodeo

Covering a condom with icy hot and then fucking a girl in her ass and vagina - see how long you can hold on before getting bucked off.

We got shit-faced drunk and did the tampa rodeo to some party slut.

by Ouloph October 18, 2008