Used to describe someone who is not fully retarded (as in someone who cannot successfully use the restroom without supervision), but is retarded enough to cause them to make extremely bad judgment calls. Usually a semi-retard is capable of regular activities but often decides to do something really, incredibly stupid that either injures them or makes them a spectacle.
O.J. is semi-retarded for thinking that "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" after his crime.
Bryson: (Mad because he got cut by a breaking bit when trying to drill through a concrete block)
You: What the hell Bob?! Are you semi-retarded?
Bryson: (Mad because he got cut by a breaking bit when trying to drill through a concrete block)
You: What the hell Bob?! Are you semi-retarded?
by Alex T. B. April 09, 2008
*Guy falls over and takes out two people, but manages to not spill a drop of his beer.*
Person 1: Dude, did you fucking see that?!?
Person 2: Holy shit, that was retarded boss.
Person 1: Dude, did you fucking see that?!?
Person 2: Holy shit, that was retarded boss.
by Phlil February 25, 2010
Adjective: When instead of vanquishing their opponent when given the opportunity, the evil persona begins monologuing they life story, thus allowing the hero the time and knowledge to defeat them.
by Megan-Alyse March 17, 2008
An argument or fight between two or more stupid people. Especially immaturely and in front of a group of people.
Those two dumbasses, Ben and Jared, both liked the same girl, so they formed a retard rivalry and began yelling at each other like fucking five-year olds.
The retard rivalry between the homosexual HSM fanboy and the emotard went over the edge and eventually the two began viciously attacking each other.
The retard rivalry between the homosexual HSM fanboy and the emotard went over the edge and eventually the two began viciously attacking each other.
by CloudSephiroth247 November 06, 2009
(n) Being retarded, your adorableness is the only thing that keeps you around. (imagine a slow pitiful petting of the head). Equivocal with being a really cute, slightly stupid male.
"I got back together with my boyfriend. When I discovered his actions weren't malicious. He was just being a dapple retard"
by gypsyfire October 13, 2011
Just picked up my copy of the "Dangerous Retard"
by whogivesafuck69 May 01, 2021
A person who is both slow and fast at the same time. this person may not actually have a disability however acts in the fashion that they do.
by cockhaver5000 August 22, 2021