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retarded

1. Something that is messed up
2. An insult
3. Something that's stupid
1. *looks at poster that's falling off wall* That poster's retarded
2. OMG your face is so retarded
3. Homework is so retarded
by Livvyxoxo April 27, 2014
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retarded dog

1. A dog with special needs
2. Evette
3. Latricia's dog
"Why the fuck did we get the damn retarded dog????"

or

"Evette looks like a retarded dog in an abstract painting done by a crazy person!"
by Sierra Cee-Lo November 14, 2005
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The Retarded Boner

1) The ownage ship frigate of EvE-Online, also known as the Incursus, which brings fear in the eyes of the enemies.

2) A retarded erect penis. Sometimes has an odd curve or strange growths (not to be confused with Syphilis, Chancroid or any other STD). Though retarded in appearance, feels really good up the ass or in the kootch.
1) OMFG HOLY SHIT. THAT EFFIN FRIG JUST PEW PEW'D MY MYRM!!! WTH ITS CALLED THE RETARDED BONER!!!

2) Stick that Retarded Boner in my tight man-hole, you big stud.
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The Retarded Boner

The Retarded Boner
1) The ownage frigate ship of EVE, also known as the Incursus, which brings fear in the eyes of the enemies.

2) A retarded erect penis. Sometimes has an odd curve or strange growths (not to be confused with Syphilis, Chancroid or any other STD). Though retarded in appearance, feels really good up the ass or in the kootch.
1) OMFG HOLY SHIT. THAT EFFIN FRIG JUST PEW PEW'D MY MYRM!!! WTH ITS CALLED THE RETARDED BONER!!!

2) Stick that Retarded Boner in my tight man-hole, you big stud.
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Ghetto Retarted Syndrome

someone who talks and acts ghetto but for some reason is stupid as hell they speak a foriegn language called ghettoniese and this person also sometiomes acts like a dumb blonde this person's name usually starts off with a J.
Jazmine is so ghetto and stupid i think she has Ghetto Retarted Syndrome.
by george3343 January 10, 2008
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RETARTED MONKEY WITH AIDS

what a rich man needs

a poor person has

we cant live without it

itssssssssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaa

RETARTED MONKEY WITH AIDS x.x
ali zayed aka fat ass, RETARTED MONKEY WITH AIDS
by RETARTED MONKEY WITH AIDS June 21, 2010
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socially retarded

when a smart person acts really retarded when they are with friends and/or family
Jim: Hey, what's the number for "pi" again?
Bob: PARTY TIME!!!!!
Jim: Stop acting socially retarded!
by ilovechrisandme February 19, 2012
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