Pseudo-Emotional Relationship

A relationship relying on a media which cannot convey emotion; rather, inspire emotional responses based solely on the interpretation of the recipient which, being constructed almost entirely from their own idealistic expectations, often proves to be falsely based. Commonly found in "catfish" cases (see Catfish).

I've been talking to Amy and we're completely in love with each other. I've only ever spoken to her on facebook, and she says she doesn't have a webcam, but I love her with all my heart and I want to marry her.

- Since the only medium in which any contact has been made is just text-based, any emotions are created by the recipient, not the proposer. Hence, the emotion is not actually consistent between both parties, resulting in a pseudo-emotional relationship.

by myrightnut May 7, 2015

Love hate relationship

Two people who simultaneously are in love and also hate each others guts.
Example: ToniAnn and Kyle

"Man, ToniAnn and Kyle are dating for the sixth time, they have a real love hate relationship"

by Do It With A Smile 101 April 3, 2016

Relationship

(n.) The greatest thing anyone could ever experience

(n.) The most painful thing anyone could ever experience

My relationship is amazing.

My relationship is failing.

by Miggyc123 September 7, 2015

Ghost Relationship

A relationship that is over, but is not completely dead. It haunts you.

Are you and that dood going out?

No,we're in a ghost relationship though.

by glubglubglubyep December 30, 2011

Starter-Kit Relationship

A meaningless relationship between the ages of 12 and 15, in which you sit together at lunch and occasionally hold hands.

My starter-kit relationship consisted of touching her thigh...once.

by Trench-Town August 21, 2009

Buffer Relationship Status

A joke relationship status on Facebook made after a serious one has just been terminated. This makes it so one's status is not set to nothing (or worse to "Single"). Common BFR's are: It's Complicated with, Married to...ect. They are usually set around one to three months, until the person can set their status as "Single" shamelessly.

Yeah, well Mary and Jack broke up. So I think it's just her Buffer Relationship Status

by sammysan517 March 14, 2011

open relationship

Just another excuse to be a slut or playa.

I like you alot Tommy but I also would like to be in an open relationship Jason, Alex, Rodney, Corey but you are my favorite because they provide good sex. But you are my favorite!

by Evil Hamburger September 28, 2005