Ryan

A young little boy who is 3 feet tall and likes men but is too afraid to tell people. One day Ryan was playing in his closet when he found a gigantic bra at the back of his closet. He tried it on. He kept it as a secret from his family. Every night at 1 am, Ryan puts the bra on laughs in a really high pitched voice for one minute straight and goes to bed. Ryan is a very ugly try hard. When Ryan gets mad, he texts little girls saying "I'm done".

Your acting like a Ryan!! >:o

by bobette wilfry September 6, 2011

ryan

Usually a pathetic excuse for a man; one who tricks, manipulates others and is cruel to the 968r468757th power.

hey what is that kid's name? he looks like a tool

ooo his name is ryan

by m6789 October 29, 2010

Ryan

Complete faggot, brags about having porn hub premium,horny as heck, pervert and pedophile, greasy long black hair, and bad acne, annoying as fuck, has every fetish to ever exist and more, eats gallons of mayonnaise at a time, lives in his moms’ basement, rapes any animal he comes across, masturbates at school, and has horrible body odor.

Ex: Shelby: “Ew, look at that creep over there, he’s so going to be a rapist when he grows up.”
Carrie: “ Yuck! You’re right he’s such a Ryan.”

by Dยήge𝔬͢͢͢ήMąຮter June 19, 2019

RYAN

Amazing at FortNite and loves basketball goes to school and is the best at every sport there, he is cute loving and caring and will not back down to someone who is mean, if you are a girl you should not be scared because he is a loving and caring person. If you do break up with him you will regret it forever

1. Do you see Ryan over there
2. Yeah he is so smart and athletic

by AmazingCake February 2, 2019

Ryan

A mother fucker, who thinks he is the coolest bad ass in the world when really he is ugly, selfish, stupid, shitty, and a big dick.

"EW it's Ryan the dick!"
*Pukes*

by Life isn't fair okay? February 7, 2019

Ryan

A guy who is in gay denial, yet loves to show off his micropenis.

Did you see Ryan’s cock when he did that naked handstand? It was so small! I know it was dark in the garden but he did spead his legs open.

by Pussyhunter1996 September 4, 2018

Ryan

A$$hole. DOES NOT have an 11 incher.. Snores, sweaty, video-game addict, ehh decent sometimes.

Amanda: Ryan pick up your sweaty square socks off the floor
Ryan: I WILL IN A MINUTE
Amanda: NOW, stop being such a RYAN
Ryan: *Throws video game controller and picks up socks and Gretchen*

by streetstreet2012 February 10, 2018