Ryan

A doucher who does not know what time management is.

Also fails at meeting time requirements.

Dude, you're such a fukin Ryan.

by tehorsmness July 8, 2009

ryan

a person who acts like a flying fuck

The dumbshit who poked me in the ass is a ryan.

by Ryanthefaithfuljew December 24, 2008

Ryan

a fagget who is a bitch and cant get with a girl

Lady-That kid is such a ryan.

by earl the pearl1234q2456342234r324324 May 16, 2008

ryan

A NAME FOR A BOY WITH A SQUARE HEAD AND A SMALL PENIS.
HE DOESNT TREAT PEOPE WELL,AND HAS NO FRIENDS ALSO DISLIKE TO SHOP CALLED QUBE.
ALSO A NAME FOR SOMETHING GAY!

charlotte langdown : he such a gay twat
simon: no, thats ryan

by simoniscool February 5, 2009

Ryan

A very ugly teenage boy that looks like a girl. A Ryan is someone who you are embarrassed to be seen with or associated with. Being called a Ryan is a huge insult.

"Oh my god that kid is so disgusting looking."
"Yuck he's such a Ryan."

"Hey who's that girl with your sister over there?"
"That's her boyfriend...He's a Ryan."
"......Oh"

by Shocks February 25, 2010

Ryan

A young little boy who is 3 feet tall and likes men but is too afraid to tell people. One day Ryan was playing in his closet when he found a gigantic bra at the back of his closet. He tried it on. He kept it as a secret from his family. Every night at 1 am, Ryan puts the bra on laughs in a really high pitched voice for one minute straight and goes to bed. Ryan is a very ugly try hard. When Ryan gets mad, he texts little girls saying "I'm done".

Your acting like a Ryan!! >:o

by bobette wilfry September 6, 2011

ryan

Usually a pathetic excuse for a man; one who tricks, manipulates others and is cruel to the 968r468757th power.

hey what is that kid's name? he looks like a tool

ooo his name is ryan

by m6789 October 29, 2010