relationshit

the baggage, stress, and issues which arise from romantic entanglement

the leftover relationshit from Daniel's crush on Naomi led to them not speaking for two months, as well as much frustration for their best friends

by Anonymous December 29, 2003

Meaningful One Night Relationship

A nice way of saying you're going to have sex with someone and never see them again.

Mostly used by girls

"All I want tonight is a meaningful one night relationship"

by your mom March 10, 2003

relative humidity

The sweat that drips from your balls onto your sister-in-law's chin.

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Relationship by Default

Relationship by Default: An unintentional relationship.

“I just realized that I have an exclusive with my FWB, does that mean I’m in a relationship by default?”

“They’ve been on the dateship for 9 months; it’s now a relationship by default.”

“I’m in a relationship by default, I told her ‘I’m not really that into you’ but I’m too lazy to leave.”

by Love Bucket April 2, 2010

Open Relationship

A "couple" that can't commit to a relationship. Basically just friends with benefits.

Boy: Hey you have a boyfriend?

Girl: Yeah, but we're in an open relationship. We can see other people.

Boy: So you have sex with other guys?

Girl: I can if I wanted to.

Boy: So you're basically a slut who covers it up by saying you're in an "open relationship."

by This One Right Here May 8, 2011

rebate

When masturbating once wasn't enough.

Go away, rebate'n

by Gimli June 25, 2009

guest relations officer

A girl working in a club or bar in the Philippines to keep male customers company. The "Guest Relations Officer" or GRO always gets the men to buy her inflated priced "Ladies Drinks" that she gets a monetary kickback from. Nearly all GROs are prostitutes who can be "Bar Fined" and taken from the bar for short time or long time sex. Nearly all GROs fall under the auspices of the "Maddam" and live at the bar or in substandard dormitories provided by the bar.

After the cute little guest relations officer got me to buy her several ladies drinks, she suggested I bar fine her and take her back to my room for all night sex.

by Mark8 April 15, 2007