Purple Wizard

When your boo's taking a shower, exits from the door to the bathroom with they robe still on and you're in the door with your erect dick out and proclaim "YOOOOU SHALLL NOT PASSSS" and ya pork 'em good.

"I can't believe he pulled a purple wizard on me last night, Joan -- I've haven't felt that sexually vivacious in decades!"

by Princess of Armenia March 30, 2015

purple cunt

A cunt that is purple because the person has so much fat that blood can't get to the cunt. It also can be used to refer to a really douchey person.

Jared is such a purple cunt because he acts like his life is so bad when it really isn't.

by Brynjella October 19, 2007

Purple Filth

A band that appeared in one episode of "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy" They only played one song called, "Purple Filth" The lyrics are:

"(Whispered):purple..........................................(Screamed):FILTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Billy wanted to join the band, Purple Filth, but they wouldn't let him. It was an awesome episode of the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

by Purple Filth March 21, 2010

feeling purple

Feeling important; purple is the color for royalty

Feeling purple on the red carpet....NO FLEX ZONE

by bootygoonie December 19, 2015

Purple Nurple

A very good strain of marijuana.

Hey, dawg you have some of that real nice purple nurple?

Let's smoke some of that purple nurple.

by PepForReal April 02, 2010

[purple nurple]

Twist, turn, pinch, pull, and every other action that can be done to a nipple in a minimal time, or all at once.

One of many things that a girl wishes upon her boyfriend when he is a jackass. That he will not find pleasure, but pain in them. Just for someone to twist them so hard that they moan, groan, cry, and almost die from the excrutiating feeling.

Or something that guys do to other guys that are walking around with their shirts off when it isnt even hot outside (but probably freezing).

"I'm going to purple nurple him so hard that he wont ever want to take his shirt off again"

by Juliet.xo January 15, 2009

purple love

The Belief That CripS And Bloods Can See Past Their Differences and Work Together.

BlackFace: Its all about that Purple Love, G!
Crip+Blood: Shut up Foo!

by HooverCrip5-2 March 10, 2008