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Pokémom

Similar to Milf. Derived from the verb to poke, in the context to have sex with and the noun mom, shorthand for mother. Therefore meaning a mom you'd like to poke (have sex with). Also is a pun on the popular cartoon characters known as Pokémon.
A: Dude that chick is HOT!
B: Shut up, That's my mom!!
A: Seriously - You've got a Pokémom
by User_7 October 5, 2008
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Pokemon Battle

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poeming

writing a poem for the poeming unit for literature class
bob's gmail status: "don't disturb me. i'm poeming."
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Bean poem

A poem that kids often say.

Beans,beans,beans are good for your heart.
The more you eat 'em the more they make you fart.
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the pokemon fuck

Inserting your DICK into a Pokeball and then sticking the pokeball in a girls ass.
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pokemon

Something that is now good because the crazy butt-children have now decided to hump their yugioh cards. yugioh sucks. alot.
Whats with the pokemon cards? (this is carol and every other child)
Nothin, im using them to curse yugioh.(this is me)
why does yugioh suck??
...
WHY???
FUCK YOU!! *lasergun shot*
ow.
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pokemen

pokemen are just normal pokemon, but with penises attached to them, even if it's a chick.
I saw this fucking crazy-ass hentai, with this Pikachu, and it was fucking Misty's asshole, and it had a penis!
Pokemen, Pokemen, Po-ke-men!
by TakaTakaTacos11 October 26, 2007
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