Postacrd

A postcard. If a language is specified, however, you want to use less of that language than English.
It originates from the misspelling of the word, which is quite common among those without technical expertise.

Person A: “bro my teacher wants me to write a long-ass French postcard”
Person B: “that says “Postacrd”, just write most of it in English and you’ll be fine”

by mrbeanfan100 May 5, 2025

postal dude

the only gingervitis patient we should respect

i appreciate the postal dude for always efficiently and quickly delivering my mail to me through the US Postal Service. The Postal dude is so glorious BEST POSTAL DUDE EVER

by napalmontoast May 25, 2025

Poptart

A nickname for Cameron Erickson

“Cameron Erickson was acting like a poptart”

by Tybr8kr November 1, 2025

Poptard

A retard who eats Poptarts excessively.

Hey look, Cleo's eating Poptarts again! What a Poptard.

by Starfighter8299 December 10, 2025

Popophonic Popster

(noun) The nick-name of a kind man that lives in downtown Philadelphia.

We enjoyed the hospitality provided by the delightful Popophonic Popster last Saturday.

by Kelly OD in NYC November 7, 2006

high postage

fat; a heavy female

She's cool, but I don't dig the high postage.

by crafty6000 June 18, 2010

applying postage stamps

Exactly what you think it is: masturbation.

WAIT NO! I WAS LITERALLY APPLYING POSTAGE STAMPS!

by notjamin November 23, 2010