Plastic

Supporter of a football club made successful by crude wealth, ie, by sheiks or oligarchs, unfairly blowing competition out of the water, eg , a Man City or Chelsea fan

Man City fan: we're the best team in the world
Liverpool fan: fuck off you stupid manc cunt, you're just a fucking plastic

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019

Plastic drinking cups

Some are reusable while others are intended for a single use followed by recycling or disposal.

Plastic drinking cups come in a variety of colours, textures and sizes.

by katejackson June 12, 2018

Plastic Express

Originally man made from the United States. Largest retail seller of plastic dildos.

Have your seen the new release from Plastic Express?

by Nattylightice February 11, 2022

Plastic Fantastic

Like the term "Wonder 9" but in reference to polymer framed, striker fired pistols.

I prefer a steel framed handgun with a nice trigger like the 1911. Not those plastic fantastics like the Glock and M&P.

by lmao4124 June 15, 2024

Plastic hair

When someone's hair uses stupid amounts of gel, too much for anyone's liking, it makes his hair either look like plastic or the spikes of a sea urchin, often making his hair look and feel like hard plastic, this makes him look stupid asf

"Ron thinks he was rocking out a good hairstyle using gel, turns out he only got plastic hair now"

by Borzoilover February 5, 2024

plastic laid

(Noun) The act of having sex with a plastic object.

Yo I got plastic laid last night… it was amazing.

by Fun12388 March 18, 2024

Plastic thumb

When you have An abnormally large thumb and stick in in a transgender robots vaginal area. Once done cut off your plastic finger, dip it in some frosting and shove it up your ass

Yo poopy want plastic thumb?

by Land cooch September 20, 2018