anal pirate

Someone who steals your virginity via. anal sex. Often performed by horny guys who like shit.

Wes is such an anal pirate.
Take it out of my ass anal pirate.

by Cobra, Magnum, Jerms September 17, 2005

pirate sex

When you are having sex, you kick the girl in the shins so she hops on one leg and you come in her eye so she can only see out of one. Then she looks like a pirate!

She looks like she just had pirate sex!

by Fission1 February 16, 2008

pirate ship

noun - a party/club/bar that turned out to be filled with heterosexual men all out looking for booty from heterosexual women...
...only all the decent looking women never showed up and the whole place was filled with beastly chicks and single dudes standing around scratching their jocks and drinking domestic beer

I heard that a lot of hot girls were at that place last weekend...but this weekend it was a friggin pirate ship.

by MandyandNina August 21, 2006

Foreskin Pirate

Someone who is always after your foreskin and wants to mop your poop deck.

Ay! The foreskin pirate is after me foreskin again!
Shit Bill! Run or he will mop your poop deck too!

by John Shermanpenis February 10, 2009

Pussy Pirate

A lesbian; dyke

I think that girl Nina is a pussy pirate.

by Ivan January 27, 2004

ass pirate

As early pirates were motivated by pieces of eight, these modern day pirates are dominated by dreams of pieces-o-ass. The ass pirate is so obsessed that what is common sense to the intelligent person escapes them entirely.

The ass pirate had no idea what the triangular sign with the word "YEILD" meant.

by Drew Bryden April 29, 2003

trouser pirate

1.Because it has only one eye and covets others booty
2. It likes to smuggle its goods into wet caves
3. It doesn't always shoot straight, especially after rum
4. It likes a jolly roger

basically a hard on that goes into odd places

Randy's trouser pirate should never be inserted into anything mechanical again!

by Eric Tanager December 8, 2006