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sit on a pineapple

Basically means take it up the ass with a big wide cock. Usually used to insult someone and is synonymous with Fuck off

Cock
Jimmy you are so annoying, go sit on a pineapple.
by Hojololol July 8, 2016
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pineapple

An assist given to a hockey player that has chiseled it from the bench by yelling out his number as the referee skates by. pine=bench, apple=assist.
"turns sniped a solid fivey goal, while morris sat on the bench and padded his stats with a beauty pineapple."
by flyers92 February 4, 2010
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pansexual

pansexual can mean different meanings!
one pansexual meaning is not caring about there gender, i.e being gender blind (unlike polysexual) pansexual can also mean liking someone who is not a girl or a boy, meaning they have a sexual or romantic attraction to gender fluid, gender queer, trans or any other non girl or boy form, where as the common miss conception the pansexual is basically bisexual, pansexuals don't care about there gender, that does not mean that bisexuals wont date anyone off none girl or boy, which is another miss conception :)
pansexual is NOT basically bisexual!
by Pan person 🥰 July 5, 2019
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pineapple

A word that has become synonymous with being cute, It was derived as means of taking all the positive connotations that come with the word cute and abandon its sarcastic and demeaning undertones.
person A: Hey i saw what you did earlier today, that was really pineapple.

person B: Oh im so glad you said pineapple, for a second there i thought you were being sarcastic.
by kathemsaher365 December 31, 2011
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Pineapple Juice

The white liquid that is violently squirted out of the erect penis. If this liquid finds it's way into the female vagina (through sexual intercourse)it can fertilise the egg and produce a baby.
(Julie and Matt are in the '69' sex position. this means that she has her lips tightly consealed round his penis, and he is 'licking her out', or sticking his tongue into her pussy)
Julie - Uh, Oh God this feels nice
Matt - On no, i think i feel some pineapple juice coming!
Julie (gurgling) - Shit, shall i swallow it?
by moremoremorejustlikethat March 18, 2006
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Pineapples

A pineapple is a fruit. It is common to tropical areas and super markets. It is also a natural laxative (first hand experience). It is a main ingredient in dozens of recipes from being a pizza topping to part of a fruit kabab. It is also the nickname of the Mk 2 hand grenade.

IMPORTANT PSA!
PINEAPPLES HURT WHEN INSERTED INTO RECTUM!!!
Frank spent the rest of the afternoon destroying his toilet after eating 5 whole pineapples.
by Socialist Drummer October 10, 2012
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pineapple moment

when a brunette makes a comment that normally would be referred to as a "blonde moment"; dumb statement
(because they are yellow on the inside, i.e. secretly blonde)
A: "That was really dumb."
B: "Yeah, sorry. Blonde moment."
A: "You're not blonde. You mean, pineapple moment."
B: "What?"
A: "Nevermind."
by pineapplesteve December 24, 2009
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