Pigeoning

The urge to bop your head to a fire track.

Awe mate that's pigeoning

by Hebron.B August 17, 2024

Pigeoning

The act of driving to a dogging site and engaging in sex with person(s) within the vehicle whilst men pleasure themselves whilst watching and hence pigeoning your vehicle with their seed!

Went pigeoning tonight with the missus at the dogging site, when I got home the car looked like it had been shat in my the whole flock

by Asbo December 10, 2018

dildo pigeon

The specific circumstance in which a pigeon gets hit by a flying object often identified to be a dildo (size may vary between 2 and 15 inches, the bigger it is the more likely it is to have joined its fellow dildopigeons in heaven)

Person 1: did you see, that pigeon got hit by a dildo. Its a dildo pigeon now
Person 2: yea just like your mom last night

by Dildopigeon August 10, 2024

Pigeon Post

Ancient social media platform enabled by pigeons. Its first recorded use was in Persia, and it was used notably in World Wars 1 & 2. Fossil records show that shitposts on Pigeon Post were actual bird droppings.

Pigeon Post workers went on strike today for being paid literal peanuts for wages.

by haqlberry July 11, 2022

Thug Pigeon

Household alarm. Typically recognized when a common ceiling fire alarm chirps indicating low battery warning.

Bro, I heard my buddy's Thug Pigeon yapping away all night. He needs to change the batteries.

by Prof. Downbad June 27, 2025

Pigeon

Best bird in the world

That’s is a great pigeons

by Kys little bitch September 28, 2020

looking for a pigeon

Behaving oddly, especially in a garden or bushes.

Did you see that man, he appeared to be looking for a pigeon?!

by Jonathadathan January 6, 2024