Bloated Pigeon

Where the dick rest's on the balls.

Hey Susan, Jerry was laying in bed naked today and his package looked like a bloated pigeon.

by Jberry0816 March 2, 2024

Stair pigeon

Someone who sits in stairways, blocking the ability of others to use them for their intended purpose. Applies particularly to double-decker transit vehicles, such as Metra trains in Chicago, IL, USA.

The lack of available seats on the train caused some passengers to become stair pigeons.

by MetraRider March 4, 2011

Funky pigeon

Term used for sucking dick quickly

When a pigeon bobs his head the woman does the same on mans penis funky pigeon

by Funkypigeon69 June 5, 2020

dildo pigeon

The specific circumstance in which a pigeon gets hit by a flying object often identified to be a dildo (size may vary between 2 and 15 inches, the bigger it is the more likely it is to have joined its fellow dildopigeons in heaven)

Person 1: did you see, that pigeon got hit by a dildo. Its a dildo pigeon now
Person 2: yea just like your mom last night

by Dildopigeon August 10, 2024

Thug Pigeon

Household alarm. Typically recognized when a common ceiling fire alarm chirps indicating low battery warning.

Bro, I heard my buddy's Thug Pigeon yapping away all night. He needs to change the batteries.

by Prof. Downbad June 27, 2025

I'll Grind you like a pigeon

I'll kill you

1. "If you even try to run or fly away, I have a gun, and I'll grind you like a pigeon"

by RealJake? September 27, 2025

Pigeon

Best bird in the world

That’s is a great pigeons

by Kys little bitch September 28, 2020