The Pat Nield

when you take a girl home after a night out, you fail to engage in coitus but she still wets the bed

friend 1: how was that bird you brought back last night
friend 2: She did the pat nield all over my bed

by HAU6969 November 7, 2022

postman patting

When you’ve been lying or sitting down after sorting some donkey dust, and you then you get up and find yourself bowling about trying to walk/balance with your feet apart & your arms out at your sides feeling like actual postman pat, wondering why the floor feels wonky suddenly

“I was postman patting about in the bedroom after sorting that donkey dust when I got up to go to the toilet “

by Krazybuthot September 11, 2020

I'm phelan like Pat

When you're so angry with someone you momentarily feel like commiting murder. This term was thought to originate from the British Soap character Pat Phelan, an infamous serial killer.

I'm so angry that he stole my ergonomic pen. I'm phelan like Pat.

by Corrieface November 12, 2020

pat fans

pat fans: someone with a small penis but long hands and substitutes his fingers for his penis to please a woman

Woman 1: “last night was amazing! He had like a 6in dick and it was like it could move on it’s own never getting soft!”

Woman 2: “are you sure he wasn’t just a pat fans?”

Woman 1: “...”

by Galactic Jammer May 29, 2018

Pat McGlynn

King of dust, defender of the Nah

Are you tryin to live like Pat McGlynn? Look dusty as hell and just Nah mofos all day.

by Rosa parks 69 December 28, 2018

Leather Jacket Pat

The one hit-man that u DO NOT wanna mess with, he's hired by whoever pays more to take out his target and he's no hero he's a mercenary in it only for the almighty dollar, always wears a totally bitchin' leather jacket always black leather because tan and red are for pussies, he's the last person u ever wanna see because that means he's here to take you out, cross this man and he will throw you out of a window seriously, he's a very skilled boxer and martial artist, always carries a Bowie knife in one of the many pockets of his amazing leather jacket, and his gun of choice is a glock.
#LeatherJacketPat
#LeatherCladMercenary

Frank: "dude I've been dodging this loan shark for weeks , I keep seeing a car by my house what am I gonna do"?
Steve:"Holy shit man it's Leather Jacket Pat you're fucked dude "
Frank: "RUN"!

by Patcorbett92 November 22, 2017

Backhand Pat

The act of sucking as many dicks as possible, usually in order to get people to help you move.

I need to get out of this place next week! I'm about to have to give out so many Backhand Pats so people will help

by NotWadeW July 7, 2017