Pube Plower

1. A person who masturbates in such massive durations, that his genital hairs begin to fall off.

2. A person with a genital hair plucking fetish.

3. Someone who is horny as fuck.

Example 1: "Holy shit, judging by that wad of pubes in that urinal, I think a Pube Plower has been here!"

Example 2: "I just found out that my girlfriend is a Pube Plower in bed. Sex is now a nightmare."

Example 3: "Quit going to strip-houses you fucking Pube Plower."

by Dr. Degenerate October 7, 2016

pube nougat

a nougat like substance that forms on ones pubic hair when the substances semen, piss, saliva, sweat, and pubic hair are all found in large quantitys and are in a warm area; pube nougat is highly radioactive and turns the "host" of the nueget homosexual, gothic, or fat.

john got dumped, so he stayed in his room for a week. in this time he soiled himself, mastrabated, somehow sucked his own penis and sweated alot because his heater temporaraly broke therefore developing pube nougat which turned him into justin beiber

by i hate gay people 101 oh yeaaa February 26, 2011

pencil pubes

1. the fresh shavings of a pencil

2. the pubes of a skinny person

*not to be confused with "pubes pencil"

While bored at work, Patricia shaved up a bunch of pencil pubes and then everyone started calling her Patty Pencil Pubes and then she had to clean all that shit up

by angie O edema November 16, 2018

Pube Show

Someone being a dumbass or immature. Used in the sense that 'jerk' is used in NYC. Stupid teenagers loitering are a prototypical pube show.

"get a load of those kids over there drinking their yoohoos outside the gas station. What a bunch of pube shows"

by stonerjerry February 23, 2019

Pubes

Hair that grows on your genitalia when you go through puberty, thus named pubic hair. It is only a myth that shaving it will make it itchy - all you have to do is wet it, trim it and then shave.

My pubes got itchy in class today. Damn dirty jungles...

by 5675454854 April 24, 2015

pube tube

a tube of pubes I store under my bed

“Yo man wanna come see my pube tube?”

by ___________~~~~|~ December 18, 2023

pube pelt

When a man has so much curly body hair, it looks like he’s covered in pubes.

That guys pube pelt is keeping his shirt off his chest!

by ParaGodmanchild June 16, 2021