Plately

Positioning your face underneath a glass table and asking your boyfriend or girlfriend to shit on top of the table. This gives you full view without having to take your shirt to the laundry.

Rick thought Denise was sonhotnhe wanted her to give him a plately

by Cult mike December 25, 2016

Two plate disaster

A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.

Our country is a complete two plate disaster.

Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.

by Shmecca October 11, 2019

Gimme that plate

When someone says something and think they did that

Child:your mama so fat she had to squeeze her cheeks when she goes to the toilet

Me: gimme that plate.. dumbass

by Blackgyall February 08, 2022

Charger Plate

A coaster for your plate that you put on a table to look pretty. Primarily used by ridiculous white people to look rich.

Yo put a charger plate under that shit. You making us look poor af.

by DrTechNic February 23, 2024

San Francisco Hot Plate

When a dude pulls Saran Wrap over his face as his partner shits liquid poo on his face.

Tyler gave me a San Francisco Hot Plate on date night.

by CockFart44 August 03, 2022

Just put it on a plate and call it dinner

Just do it; go ahead and finish up; hurry up already; nothing's perfect

"You have been working on that paper all night~just put it on a plate and call it dinner!"

by eliball June 21, 2013

kaylie plate

if you meet a kaylie plate, run away as fast as you can because she’s the biggest THOTatron you’ll ever meet. never look back, just run. but. if you get to know her, she’s alright. i guess.

i just met kaylie plate. and i’ve learned that she makes more of less no sense and enjoys listening to shed eeran.

by dogger147742789 May 14, 2018