Pete-o-file

A dad who acts like a peadofile who makes their son swallow sausages on a regular basis. Also his name is Pete

Mate your dad is such a Pete-O-File

by Dick does butt October 30, 2018

petes ya

pizza

damn, that was some good petes ya

by goobzy July 4, 2015

Pete Moss

Pete Moss is a mythical Saturday morning AM talk show radio host that talks about plants and growing green grass. He yells at his callers for asking him questions about how to have a greener lawn. He tells them to read his book and then hangs up on the callers.

Hey Dude, I called into the AM radio talk show this morning and asked the host about how to make my lawn greener. He yelled at me and he told me to read his book, then slammed the phone down.
Dude, did you call Pete Moss?
Yes, how did you know?

by Rascal-Flatts May 24, 2021

Pete the doc

I want you Peter. I want you so bad.

But you are taken, so deuces. I'll just go ahead and vibe big bro, since I am just...your little sister.

She says to Pete the doc :
Muraho! Dang bro. I love the gang signs.

by Bare_face_and_a_smile August 31, 2022

pete parsons

the destiny killer who also happens to collect classic cars

Pete Parsons is a long-time Bungie executive, current Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of Bungie, and member of the Bungie Board of Directors.

by zygarde7216 August 3, 2024

Stinky Pete

A stinky Pete is when a person named max gets fucked in the ass and shoots a fat diarrhea out his ass onto the other person's dick

I was having sex with max when he blew a stinky Pete out of his ass all over my penis

by Mybigdickbilly March 1, 2020

pete's banana

A very small thing, very hard to find, all the boys wonder where it is, and so do girls.

Kev: Have you seen pete's banana?
Lev: No, ofc not!

by (>•°0°•)> <(•°0°•<) \(•°0°•)/ July 6, 2015