yung paper

the swaggiest rapper ad girly pop eva

dang man! you be acting like a yung paper right now!

by jenny telia April 28, 2019

Paper Technician

Someone in IT who has a bunch of certifications but is totally incompetent when it comes to doing actual work.

Mark reinstalled the heatsink without the CPU, filling the socket with thermal paste, he's such a paper technician.

by Deimosian May 4, 2019

Paper boss

A desk sitting pencil pusher who makes decisions on paper that affect real people's lives.

The paper boss saw a chance to pickup an extra contract so, we're now working double shifts and weekends for the foreseeable future.

by $#!+ #€@d August 23, 2019

paper cups

Corporate trickery akin to a magician's cup and ball game. The actions of corporate to disguise and manipulate financial records, and limit liability.

The CFO spent their day playing with paper cups.

by Buffalafagus August 26, 2019

Scratch Paper

Someone who has an obsessive amount of tattoos that cover their body and have no meaning.

you: did you see her new tattoo?
me: which one? she's a scratch paper.

by SCOUPZ October 11, 2019

Free paper

Having planned or unplanned free time. Permission given for free time. Time previously controlled but now relinquished.

Indirectly referring to having written permission to be out.

Sally went away for the weekend so Tom has free paper.

by Mr. Suess May 24, 2018

paper cunt

When a woman sells her citizenship with a posibility of having sex

Just finished a transaction with a paper cunt , can’t wait to fuck her and get may citizenship

That paper cunt price is too high for citizenship

by Wlr32 December 15, 2017