by silly little Garfield March 28, 2023
Get the Marsmug. Donohash and Cuminhand level of greasiness
by Yashushgman January 20, 2022
Get the On Par (Kellehers Mars bar)mug. Person 1 “damn have you met mars?”
Person 2 “yeah, she’s pretty feisty”
Person 1 “and a raging lesbian”
Person 2 “yeah, she’s pretty feisty”
Person 1 “and a raging lesbian”
by The man with the moustache March 13, 2024
Get the Marsmug. by The_Gego November 22, 2021
Get the Marsmug. a gay little mess of a person. sarcasm is his first language and sometimes lands him in trouble. he likes to mess around with his friends and piss people off. he's pansexual and on the ace spectrum though he makes too many sex jokes for that to be believable. he might say fuck a little too much and talk a little too loud sometimes but we love him. he's quite strange if you know him personally and will threaten to murder or stab you at the slightest inconvenience. so don't let him have scissors. not a good idea. though he's pretty chill, his looks have failed him. he's not the pretty one of the group but he still gets bitches. mars is life's great mystery and I don't think he will ever be solved. so fuck off. :)
person A: dude isn't that mars's like third partner this year?
person B: and it's only June smh
person C: how????
person B: and it's only June smh
person C: how????
by alicethebitch July 17, 2022
Get the marsmug. Clenching and unclenching your buttcheeks as if there was a Mars Bar jammed inbetween them. This is to ensure you keep the blood flowing when standing still for a long period of time.
Instructor: To keep the blood flowing don't forget to eat a Mars Bar. Don't fully eat a Mars Bar, and don't produce a Mars Bar.
by jentlemangack December 4, 2020
Get the Eat a Mars Barmug. Its after Finger Free February and its the same ass Destroy Dick December but Mega Masturbation Mars is for girls
by NiceForWhat November 2, 2019
Get the Mega Masturbation Marsmug.