by thatoneplanet April 9, 2022
Get the Marsmug. Person one: Do you know Mars?
Person two: The planet?
Person one: No, you dumb bitch the person who goons to Dave.
Person two: Oh.
Person one: Legend has it that Mars Freaktard once gooned so hard that she filled eight and a half buckets of cum.
Person two: What the fuck??
Person two: The planet?
Person one: No, you dumb bitch the person who goons to Dave.
Person two: Oh.
Person one: Legend has it that Mars Freaktard once gooned so hard that she filled eight and a half buckets of cum.
Person two: What the fuck??
by whatthefuckisapseudonym???? July 25, 2025
Get the Mars Freaktardmug. Mars is a great person who is really funny, they love their friends and would do anything for them. They can be rude at times but that’s their way of joking. They probably don’t want to do anything with their life. Just want to be close to their friends
by Samhasaknifee January 27, 2022
Get the Marsmug. the act of being very sweet in public, especially towards a girl/your girlfriend and then doing something shitty (like breaking up with her in a text)
A: Did you hear about Kelly and Matthew?
B: Yeah man. They seemed to be perfect for each other yesterday!
A: I didn't think he was the kind of guy to pull a Bruno Mars.
B: Yeah man. They seemed to be perfect for each other yesterday!
A: I didn't think he was the kind of guy to pull a Bruno Mars.
by michellenya November 12, 2011
Get the to pull a Bruno Marsmug. Mars is a wonderful and beautiful person. They always know how to solve a problem and always puts other people before themselves. Everyone needs a Mars in their life.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Marsmug. 