mosh block

A person in a mosh pit who decides it is best to just stand there and ruin the vibe of the moshing. Similar to a cock block but in terms of moshing.

At the show last night, this mosh block just stood in the middle of the pits.

by TheMTA March 13, 2004

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Writer's Block

When your imaginary friends wont talk to you :(

Writer's Block sucks :\

by wally the fucking walrus February 7, 2013

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Lock Blocked

When one is unable to proceed with a bootycall due to the restrictions imposed during a quarantine lockdown.

Man 1: Charles, did you manage to tap that fine filly last weekend?
Man 2: Regrettably I did not, Sebastian. I have been lock blocked by those dastardly Covid restrictions.

by Gamers of Guernsey January 31, 2021

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Sock Block

When your wife or spouse gives you stuff to do before she leaves the house to run errands so you don't jerk it. (Into a sock)

Husband: You heading out?

Wife: Yea, I'll be back in an hour or so.

Husband: Cool, I have some stuff to do around here so... have fun.

Wife: (With suspicious eyes) Can you take the trash out and maybe unclog the bathroom sink?

Husband: (Looking everywhere but at suspicious eyes) Ummmm yea. I think I have time for that.

Wife: Okay, I love you.

Husband: Yea... me too.

- Wife departs -

Husband: Sock Block me? I'll get on that... Right after a quick visit to the spank bank.

by Sweet Evil March 5, 2011

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