Nonce

Someone who posts the definition of their name on their insta story

I typed my name in to urban dictionary and posted it on my story because I’m a raving nonce

by Steveosteveo November 23, 2021

Nonce

A nickname for nancy

Hey nonce
Hey don't call me nonce
Wait-thats ur name tho, Nancy
Ye

Well nonce is a nickname

No!!
Oh, oh well
U can call me it anyways

Ok, nonce

by Izzywizzyletsgetbusy November 23, 2021

Nonce head

A nonce head of noncehead is used to define a person who acts without thinking and usually leaves you wondering why they even did that. A noncehead would intentionally hurt themselves in order to publish the video on social media for instafame. People usually laugh at nonceheads for the wrong reasons.

Slim: Did you see that video of that nonce head eating the pavement trying to do that skateboard trick?
Shay: (laughing) Yeh Bruh, I totally lmfao. What a nonce head!

by Jessie’sGirl November 24, 2021

nonce tower

Cut out snapchat stickers of nonce faces stacked up on a picture to make a tower

‘Hey look she made a nonce tower of that pedo!😂’

by kiddiefiddler16 November 29, 2021

nonce tower

Cut out snapchat stickers of nonce faces stacked up on a picture to make a tower

‘Hey look she made a nonce tower of that pedo!😂’

by kiddiefiddler16 November 29, 2021

nonce

british slang for a pedophile. aka. my music teacher.

"mate our music teacher is SUCH a nonce"

for real. i swear he wants to keep kids back to touch em or somethin

by OrphanMurderer:) January 16, 2022

Nonce

In uk slang you they use this as a compliment like calling them a nice friendly person

Man 1: you look like a nonce
Man 2: thanks you too

by A nonce January 20, 2022