mustard all over his leaving friend

A video in which entails a man who drenches his friend, who is simply attempting to exit the facility, in mustard, much to the leaving man's surprise.

Friend: Wassup?
Me: mustard all over his leaving friend.
Friend: No.

by alecwind July 18, 2021

I didn't just leave it

You need to stop making excuses for stealing from me or I'm going to need to start stabbing kids.

Hym "I didn't just leave it. Published publicly. You're not keeping it. You need to stop blowing smoke up eachother's asses about it."

by Hym Iam October 15, 2025

.9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9.

.9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9.

.9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9.

by Adujasty343 August 27, 2025

Leaving the Shire

When a person is one hit away from smoking more marijuana in one sitting than they've ever had before. Derived from The Lord of the Rings, where Samwise expresses that after one more step, it will be the furthermost point away from home than he'd ever been before.

This is it, if I take one more hit, I'm leaving the shire.

by potatohunt November 5, 2017

Pig leave

Malingering on company sick leave whilst receiving full pay, usually just sat at home playing video games or watching TV. Often the individual is proud of their actions and on occasions may convince themselves they are genuinely ill.

'Hey have you heard Christine is on pig leave again? She's pretending to have a migraine but has been playing Baldurs Gate 3 seven hours a day'

'I'm calling her employer tomorrow morning with screenshots'

by Lisapigleave August 13, 2024

Take French leave

To leave someone without saying goodbye

"When they found that our masters were too vigilant for them, they take French leave of us, and ran along the beach with incredible swiftness..."

by Voortrekker June 25, 2024

leave! the door

telling someone to leave or get out, the door indicating walk out the door.

someone irrelevant: *walks in*
samantha: leave! the door *points to door*

by hmmmm...🤣 June 11, 2019