hussy pants

jeans that are lacking pockets. (i.e. so tight that pockets would look like a protrusion on her (or his) butt.) For whatever reason Okies think that they are very "cowboyish."

"Let's go round up some cows in ma new hussy pants!"

-"Do your jeans have pockets?"
-"No, don't you like them?"
-(whispered under breath "Husssyyy pantsss..."

by CelticWitch January 4, 2010

sportscraft pants

Pants worn by portly chaps in Eastwood

Jason is wearing his sportscraft pants today!

by JALDLSP January 9, 2018

jama-pants

Pajama bottoms, of the pant variety. Typically soft and snuggly.

These jeans are chaffing my crotch region. I can't wait to get home and change into some soft jama-pants.

by Alexandravantittie Vigiviginolo September 4, 2005

blast in the pants

A way to describe an extreamly happy, or ecstatic person who does just about anything for a laugh.

Devon sure was a blast in the pants when he put a fire hose down his pants and turned it on.

by Devon C July 20, 2008

Ellie no pants

A stunning female, with blond hair.
Who has a great smile, and a dirty mind.
Who doesn't mind to take her pants off infront of anyone.
Ellie No Pants.

Her name is Ellie No Pants.

by Ellies Lover August 10, 2010

baseball pants

Yoga pants for men. Only baseball players can pull off the look. If women could have boners, they'd be sticking out like a cop car in the hood.

That man has the nicest ass with those baseball pants on

by baseball pants April 10, 2015

Junk Pants

pants, worn by a male, that are so tight as to be able to see said male's junk.

Girl 1: Did you see that guy's pants? I couldn't see anything but his crotch.
Girl 2: Yeah, he was wearing junk pants.

by jawnsjawnjawn April 19, 2010