Bi-winning

Bipolar disorder. A psychiatric diagnosis that describes a category of mood disorders defined by the presence of one or more episodes of abnormally elevated energy levels, cognition, and mood with or without one or more depressive episodes. But NO, that's not what Charlie Sheen has or is.
He is ''bi-WINNING''
Interviewer: Some are saying that you are bipolar?

Charlie: WOW, what does that mean?

Interviewer: I guess that .. you know, you're on two ends of the spectrum

Charlie: wow .. and then what? what's the cure, medicin? make me like them? not gonna' happen ... Im bi-winning.
by ll-cool-j March 13, 2011
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Bi-Winning

I am not bi-polar, I am bi-winning. I win here and I win there
by The Wave2 March 12, 2011
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bi-winning

To win over here, and win over there.
Am I bi-polar?? I'm bi-winning.
by TheKingAndrock March 10, 2011
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Bi-winning

When one abuses their body to the last possible inch before ultimately dying.

Also: Winning some here, also there
Charlie Sheen didn't go batshit crazy, he just adopted a bi-winning attitude
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Bi-Winning

Often confused with bipolar bi-winning is a mental disorder in which one believes they are 'winning' in multiple areas simultaneously when in fact they've just lost they're job worth over 1 million dollars per episode.
Are you bipolar?

No, I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there.
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bi-winning

When one is winning here and winning there.
"Um... I'm bi-winning. I'm winning here and I'm winning there." - Charlie Sheen
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Bi-checkual

A person that randomly makes check marks going both ways - either down to the right then up to the right, or down to the left and up to the left
At the end of the day, Gary looked at his to-do list and realized from his check marks - some of which went to the right and some to the left - that he was bi-checkual.
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