ninja foot

crotch cleavage, esp. on a woman. The outer lips of female genitalia visible through tight clothing.

Oh man, I know you saw that honey in the bathing suit with the ninja foot.

by Your Mother's Lover October 6, 2002

ninja mortgage

Usually to qualify for a mortgage, borrowers need income,a job or assets.

A ninja mortgage is a type of mortgage granted to people with none of the above, hence:

No
Income
No
Job or
Assets

Without income, a job or assets, it's hard to pay back a mortgage. Many ninja loans became subprime when peeps couldn't refinance their loans.

These peeps are now ninjah

Borrower: Gee, I'd like to buy a house, but I have no job or income... can you help me ?
Mortgage broker: With a ninja mortgage you don't need to prove you have income or a job, we don't even need a downpayment since the value of your house will always go up!
Borrower: Awesome!

by ptr March 4, 2008

ninja please

Used to replace negro please, which in-turn replaces nigga please.

LaFonda: you trifflin' ho!
white girl: ninja, please!
LaFonda: *confused, but can't get angry because no apparent racial comment was made*

by pAge June 5, 2005

ass ninja

One who engages in anal sex so quickly and stealthily that the other person is unaware that it has occured.

Bobby was in and out in 9 seconds. He is a true ass ninja.

by FAH Q 2 January 20, 2006

jack ninja

a person (typically male) who is skilled in masturbating without being noticed by those around him. term coined from SRK

The jack ninja was so stealthy, he managed to get his business all over that girl's back without her noticing.

by cynik February 15, 2004

Ninja Movers

Is an organization composed of ninja-like humans, this is usually the effect of too much watching of anime.

e.g. Naruto

Girl: Help me

Ninja Mover 1: dont worry we'll help you i am windking
Ninja Mover 2: By the power bestowed on us, I am firelord
Ninja mover 3: We were created to.. , I am Tidehunter
ninja Mover 4: To eliminate the evil, I am Earthshaker
Ninja Mover 5.: and bring peace to the world, I am ThunderKing..

We are the Ninja Movers..

by Ninja Moverz Founder December 21, 2010

ninja smoke

To dissappear or leave with out being noticed. Taken from the myth of Ninjas using smoke to dissappear. Used as either a noun or verb.

Will: Where did Laura go?

Rich: She totally ninja smoked outta this place. I never saw her leave nor did she say bye. Just the scent of smoke and some disorientation as she departed

by disfunktedfish September 11, 2006