myspace niggaz

A group of white douchebags on MySpace that look around for "nerds" to "crunch" in assorted MySpace groups.
They have nothing better to do with their time other than constantly create new profiles because they always get deleted.

"Aww man, the MySpace Niggaz are back."

by GonorrheaJoe March 19, 2008

myspace whore

A myspace whore is some one who spends their waking hours doing absolutly nothing, but sitting in front of their computer tryng to get " Friends" on their profile.and posting slutty pics of themselves for people to look at and hopefully add them. But they could go out and make new friends in real life, but that would require them to leave their computer, and *gasp* MySpace for a certain amount of time.

"OMG! no one has viewed my profile in 5 minuets. I only have 2059 views since i started my profile last week.I've posted so many comments, and bullitens, and skanky pics of myself. What's wrong with me, why won't people view my profile? I think I'll go cut my self, then try to get more friends to view my profile." says myspace whore.

by Tyler Runge July 25, 2006

Next Myspace

Anything that was once successful but a big failure now, or going to be a fail.

Geek1: OMG, Google has just introduced Facebook killer social networking site Google+ .
Geek2: It's definitely awesome, it will make Facebook next myspace.

Guy1: WTF is this with Netflix and Qwikster, if Netflix don't listen to us consumer they will be next Myspace

by captainright October 9, 2011

myspace-aholic

someone who spends way too much time on myspace and starts spening less time with real people, someone who spends up to 3 hours a day on myspace also known as myspace whore

Normalperson: wanna come hang out tonight?????

myspace-aholic:naw, i gotta take new myspace pics AND get a new song, i've had the same one for 2 dayssss!!!!!

by broadwaybaby2012 July 20, 2008

Myspace Therapist

When some one is totally theraputic on myspace, but doesnt know what hes talking about in real life

dude john was is a myspace therapist, but i was talking to him at school today, and knew crap

by rex rigus June 22, 2008

myspace teasing

When a girl on myspace posts up slutty or very hot pictures that any guy will love to see, She puts the picture as her default, and than she sets them to private so that no one can see them.

Dude 1: Dude did you see the pictures she posted up on myspace last night?

Dude 2: Yea, too bad she set them to private though.

Dude 1: Yea, the bitch is just myspace teasing.

by kw525362 March 26, 2009

Myspace good

when a she or he looks good on myspace but in real life dont look much like it

GUY 1: heyy man look at this chick *link
GUY 2: nahh man she just looks myspace good
GUY 1: ohh good look thanks bro

by ibehungr3y October 12, 2009